Spanking New

Don't let the title deceive. I have a gentle personality. Hopefully the "new" gave that away. The "spanking" shows my ability to lay down the smack. Regardless, this blog is just beginning. It's a metaphor of my when I was born. It's new.



In truth, I felt somewhat lost. A victim to depravity that follows after years of being married and not being able to talk about anything other than children, the relationship, and post 9/11 security issues that make traveling with children difficult. So I thought this might make up for it. If it doesn't I probably will stop writing in it. That will become apparent when you stop seeing posts and start seeing nothing.



I hope you enjoy listening to my jargon as much as I do. On a scale of temperature from 1 to 98.6 I feel like a 73. Oh yeah, I felt sorry for myself today. I only do this, because there seems to be a lack of it in the world. How often is someone going to feel sorry for you? I certainly don't have time. That's the American way.