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You. You're important. Whoever you are. Whatever you are doing; it is important. What you have to say is interesting. Who you want to be is important. It's relevant. It applys. Your what Jesus died for and your are exactly what he is looking for. He wants to know everything and tell you things about yourself that you could never imagine describable. He wants to share what he thinks of you. He believes in you. Talk to him tonight and you'll see what I mean.

Your Face

Let this ocean all but end.
This sea, may it grasp the infinite undulations of forbidden time and shake the foundations of the most stable thought.
Both now and forever.
For I have seen with my very eyes the coalition of endless beauty on its skin
And beneath I have witnessed the immersion of all that is human. All that is life.
Who can say its limits?
It is here. It is there.
It is in each eye. In the hallowed detriment and soundless victory now passed.
By smile and centimeter it does stretch to heighten and deepen its course.
Every breath bares its feeling.
Every worry hewn décor craves and creeds its gist.
Who can know its end?
For love knows no finish
And sways not with the reel of tempest
But gazes perpetually in the midst of any and all
And like burden it cradles the weary of heart,
Humbles the mighty
And brings purpose to the forgotten.
But look full and know there exists none less casual.
Nothing less felt; Nothing more exact.
Then you will see as I.
For I hold it above feeling
Above element, life or death,
And with a most desperate ardor seize its choice.
For here or there, nothing is more needed or deserved the least.

Angry Sausage

Have you ever wondered what sausage does to your body. Well, let me tell you. Sausage is a rare meat, not in its frequency, not in numbers, but rare in its sheer revenge. You heard me correctly. . .revenge! Sausage attacks the body and vital organs and usually takes 60 years to 80 years to kill. Sausage enzymes protect themselves. I know because I am an expert on meat cells. Some think that meat knows nothing. But meat meets knowledge all the time. Yesterday I had a sausage biscuit and I felt the angry meat cells revelling through my digestive system and attacking my right elbow (An elbow is less suspicious. The mighty meet cells or MMC's attack at random parts of the body to be less predictive in their evil ventures. Some even say that arthritis is actually MMC's attacking their fingers).

Please eat your sausage carefully. It has the highest MMC per bite.